Spam

Here is today's poem, albeit a bit late.

SPAM

How do you un-sign-up for spam?
I am not talking the canned meat.
I mean the type that comes
in droves to your email inbox.

I never really signed up
for any of this in the first place.
In fact, I have a whole other
email address
specifically for things like this.

Yet still, here it all comes.

Maybe if it was canned meat,
I'd be able to get rid of it easier.
Perhaps I wouldn't want it to stop.

How can I subscribe to canned meat?