FOR JACK BAUER
I want to watch
The Tim And Eric Show
or pretty much anything else right now...
Last night you kept me up
until six a.m.
An episode ends:
I should turn it off,
but I need to know
what happens next.
I think there's a reason
I didn't start watching
until now.
I hate you, Jack Bauer...
...at least your daughter is hot.
Here's two Haiku for you:
ReplyDeleteCaught in a bear trap
She waits patiently for death
Events in real time
Chico, it sucks
Washington calls to its pal
Move up north young man