I Have No Internet

Attempt number two, as the first poem about my internet connection dropping off got lost due to the internet connection dropping off. Irony.

Do I Look Awake?

Here's a fantastic poem I wrote just a minute ago. I really enjoy the dialogue-driven ones... They make me chuckle.

Protection

Here's a nice poem I wrote upon request... Don't ask.

I'm Sorry, Twitter

Every week I find myself trying to think of what to write next... Sometimes, I find myself wanting to continue a thought I had previously touched on. This week is definitely one of those times. In addition to last week's poem, here's another one about Twitter:

Damn You Twitter

I think the title is self-explanatory. A little love poem to Twitter.

Also, follow me.

Experiences

Here's a nice little poem bout my imaginary trip to San Diego.

San Diego Comic Con 2010

Alright, as many of you may (or may not) already know, I spent the past few days live-tweeting the HELL out of the 2010 San Diego Comic Con.  As most of you are already aware... I did not actually attend the 2010 San Diego Comic Con.  Yet, I almost continually insisted I was there, all while posting all the fun, exciting and sometimes outlandish things I saw and did there.

Here is the entire non-event, through my rather over-active imagination.  Enjoy!!!